255: All About Michael

01/03/2226 23 minutes

Today we talk about… Hey, where's Simon going? Ah, never mind. Today we talk about the 21st century person whose email account we use to communicate with you all from here in the 23rd century. Yes, we talk about Michael Lasagna 5! We try to reconstruct his life by reading the emails that were actually intended for him rather than those intended for us. Think Marmite. Think Vinyl. Think Premium.

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Chapters

• 00:00 - Preview

  00:20 - Hello

  00:47 - Introduction

  01:07 - Statuesque Cheese Bells

  04:11 - All About Michael

  07:46 - Sports Music

  09:18 - Marmite

  11:36 - Vinyl

  12:57 - Passwords

  13:54 - Holidays

  15:31 - Premium

  16:45 - Spam

  20:11 - Plumber

  21:47 - Suspicious

  22:42 - Outroduction

  23:21 - Goodbye

Credits

• Episode Art: Record Player Vinyl Phonograph by Pexels

• Opening Theme: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

• Closing Theme: Do You Know? (The Ping Pong Song) by Enrique Iglesias

• Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk